Chicken Choripán? NO.
There’s a disturbing trend in the world: people putting chicken in bread and calling it “choripán”.
Why This Is a Heresy
Chorizo comes from PORK. Period. No discussion.
What is NOT choripán:
- ❌ Grilled chicken in bread
- ❌ Chicken sausage
- ❌ Chicken breast with chimichurri
- ❌ Any poultry in French bread
What IS choripán:
- ✅ Pork chorizo parrillero
- ✅ French bread
- ✅ Chimichurri
Videos of Shame
On YouTube:
When you see this, you know something went wrong with humanity.
Example video - Replace the ID with the real heresy video
On TikTok:
The heresy also reached TikTok.
Example TikTok - Replace the ID with the real video
Real Comments
“It’s like making an asado with tofu” - Martín, 45, Boedo
“My Italian-Argentine grandfather is rolling in his grave” - Carolina, 38, San Telmo
Conclusion
If you want to eat chicken, eat chicken. But don’t call it choripán.
Choripán = Chorizo + Bread
There’s no chicken in either of those words.